At 62, he's no rook
March: Former U.S. chess champion Bobby Fischer, calling himself a political pawn after being held in detention since his immigration arrest in July 2004, finally left Tokyo for exile in Iceland with bride-to-be Miyoko Watai, head of Japan's chess association.
A Japanese fiancée? Guess Bobby couldn't find a Czech mate.
Yeah, very funny. Not!
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