A mate of mine was telling me this story this avro. He went to Rooty Hill the other night to play a grade match game against the local chess club. He sits down, starts off the game and, after just 6 moves, wins a whole rook. The opponent promptly resigned!
My guy says to his opponent something like: "Listen, don't resign; I didn't drive for one hour to get here and finish quickly".
So you see - this is one problem of the whole grade match competition. Games are played at night in places far and wide. Sometimes, you win or lose so quick that there's almost no point! Or else you play a long game and end up heading home almost to midnight. It's a joke! Why do these people even bother?