Condom manufacturer Durex Australia is looking for 200 "sexecutives". The job, essentially, is to be a condom tester. Wow! I suppose to be fit and healthy are principal requirements. If anyone of you blokes reckon that you have the right stuff, just give Sam White a call.
Sam, Durex marketing manager, said, "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex."
Why am I talking about this? No reason, other than tell you that an Australian chesser will feature in a Condom Festival. All I can say is, good luck mate.